> Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence!
I confirmed with mom and then reconfirmed with dad.

> Few women admit their age; few men act it.

> No one is listening until you make a mistake.

> Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

> Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

> There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

> Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Try me once!

> I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

> Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

> 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

> Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Try me once!

> I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

> We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten out of ten die.

> If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

> I like my girl friend to get scared half to death, twice.

> I went to the fights, and a cricket game broke out.

Hindi One Liners

> Aandhiyon ke iraadey toh achey na they, yeh diya kaisey jaltah hua reh gaya!

> Masjidein hain namaaziyon ke liye, apne ghar mein kahin Khuda rakhna|

> Maut ka zehar hain fiazaaon mein, ab kahaan jaake saans lee jaaye|

> Shola hoon, bhadakne ki guzaarish nahin karta|

> Ussi ka imaan badal gaya hain, kabhi jo mera Khuda raha tha|

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