> Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence!
I confirmed with mom and then reconfirmed with dad.

> Few women admit their age; few men act it.

> No one is listening until you make a mistake.

> Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

> Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

> There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

> Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Try me once!

> I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

> Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

> 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

> Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Try me once!

> I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

> We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten out of ten die.

> If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

> I like my girl friend to get scared half to death, twice.

> I went to the fights, and a cricket game broke out.

Life

Life is full of disappointments...
I'm full of life !


I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Just when I thought I knew all of Life's answers.........They changed all the questions.

Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!

I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I...

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.


The Days of Good English are went
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